Author Archives: Dani

About Dani

A linguist, artist and curious cook, Dani writes for Pikimal.com's Eat blog. His particular fascinations in the gastronomic world range from food’s place in society and decoding the advertising we encounter daily to isolating the mysterious je ne sais quoi that makes one product better than another.

Beatle Juice

Posted on November 20, 2010 by Dani

Classic Rock meets pre-school. I dig.

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Can ≠ Bottle

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Dani

They might be a little confused about the meaning of the word “bottle”… Hopefully they’re crystal clear on the definition of “water”!

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Ever Wonder Where The Last Unicorn Went?

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Dani

Well, now you know.

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Build Your Own Big Mac

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Dani

Only 250 yen? What a steal! Some assembly required.

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Culturally Significant Crêpes

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Dani

UNESCO has listed the Great Barrier Reef, the Ruins of Loropéni, and the Danube Delta as some of our world’s greatest treasures. Next on their “must-protect” list is a cultural gem you can enjoy anywhere in the world: French cuisine. … Continue reading →

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Yummy Night

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Dani

As an artist who loves seeing practical, edible applications of the fine arts, this cake panders to me in every possible way. Maybe Van Gogh didn’t intend for you to eat his masterpiece, “Starry Night,” but that doesn’t mean you … Continue reading →

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We’re Thankful For: Excellent Videos

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Dani

Here are 10 of the Internet’s BEST Thanksgiving videos. Think cranberry sauce is a cruelty-free food? Think again, you heartless slaughterer! Even holidays get Rick-Rolled! Don’t believe me? Forward to 0:49 in this video.

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You’ll Have What He’s Having

Posted on November 15, 2010 by Dani

When vintage video games meet cupcakes, sharing is manditory. I’d love to see a Space Invaders layer cake! Now, someone give me a ghost.

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Banana Dog

Posted on November 14, 2010 by Dani

You’ve definitely heard of the wiener dog, but have you heard of the banana dog? I wouldn’t recommend trying to walk it in the park, but you probably keep him on your counter top for a few hours.

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Drinkable Kittens? Check!

Posted on November 13, 2010 by Dani

This is the best description of cocoa-from-a-packet I’ve ever seen. Animal crackers, anyone?

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